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"And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:36:18 -0400

“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via bookmania)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 07:12:20 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 04:48:21 -0400

it speaks to me..

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:24:20 -0400

it speaks to me..

just shine a light on me: Hello friends!

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:12:28 -0400

just shine a light on me: Hello friends!:

tinkersandtoymakers:

tinkersandtoymakers:

So, cutting to the chase: I’m poor as hell. I can barely afford food; I just lost my job but am unable to collect unemployment; I have no income; my family can’t ease my way; and I have to pay rent at the beginning of next month, which will…

supersonicelectronic: Sean Lewis. Illustrations by Sean...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:48:28 -0400

supersonicelectronic:

Sean Lewis.

Illustrations by Sean Lewis:

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one on top

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:24:31 -0400

Italian Fusion

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:27 -0400

when it’s supper and you have nothing in the fridge but leftover cheese, mayo, and mustard.

and you pretend it’s tasty by smacking your fingers to your lips elatedly, exclaiming “Magnificko!”

Novel how-to book says "You don't need synonyms"

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:55 -0400

My world has come to an end. Please gather the ashes and pee away.

unfathomable-reverie: Once more into the fray…into the last good...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:45:11 -0400

unfathomable-reverie:

Once more into the fray…into the last good fight I’ll even know.

Live and die on this day…

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:23 -0400

The thicker, the better: Telenovela plot stew

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:43 -0400

The thicker, the better: Telenovela plot stew:

Oh hi. So glad you could come to our exclusive Filipino telenovela discussion club. Could I offer you anything: coffee, tea, a glass of water with half a teaspoon of iced tea powder? No? Ok. As a newbie wannabe novelist, I have been trying to get my head around the most awesome of plots. Because I was reading this book on novel writing, and basically, it told me … well, it told me to go find another line of work. It leads us to where we are now.

you’d really need a filipino to “translate” this piece for you ( : so go find one, they don’t bite!

what the elderly put up with

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:53:22 -0400

decide between (a) activating smartphone tether (b) spending time with family. I quit trying to understand my smartphone. I guess it’s only for smart people. Or those who have enough time to put up with all that IT bullshit. When they release dumdumphones, I;ll be the first one to buy. foe show.

always the last to know

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:48:49 -0400

yahoo bought tumblr?! choking ads, here we come!

maylingrosito: Little drummer boy.Dipper Minds’ first gig-Sum...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:36:17 -0400

maylingrosito:

Little drummer boy.

Dipper Minds’ first gig-Sum of All Dreams. Circa 2011

Be something better

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:01:41 -0400

Do not be afraid.

"Outer Space" sucks

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:03:00 -0400

You’d think that the smart people who named supernovas and nebulas could think of something cooler.

How about hyperventilatorium?

Ok. ok. Just give that dude on the wheelchair some whiskey and rename the damn thing we all are pinned onto, ok?

God and Adam surely must be pissed somewhere there in outer space.

thewrongcranberries: iswearimnotadumbblonde: I WILL FUCKING...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:24:11 -0400

thewrongcranberries:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

I WILL FUCKING END YOU

Filipinos, trees, and poems

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:25:00 -0400

Filipinos, trees, and poems:

“I don’t know. It might be the calming breeze beneath the canopy, or the shade that brings out the unusual jovial, but I know that sitting under a mango tree, I can never stay angry too long at anyone. If at any given time in your life, you have been under the shade of a tree, then you would know that stupendous feeling. Like being in a beach, holding hands, or exchanging hugs.”

from my heart, to yours (well, that is the hoped-for effect..)

tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Windows Updates[via] everytime I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:07:46 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Windows Updates

[via]

everytime I have somewhere I need to be..